Sunday, February 19, 2012

Where the Grass Is Green...

So...did you ever find out a little tidbit of celebrity trivia that truly shocked you? Something that you just couldn't get out of your mind no matter how hard you tried? And, by the way, doesn't it make you feel kind of...UGH...because after all, we don't know these people? Well, y'all this has happened to me.

Earlier this month (drumroll) Axl Rose turned 50. FIFTY.
Why is that earth-shattering? I...(irritated)...don't know. It just freaked me out. Because I think of Axl Rose like this.
Sort of slimy, but pretty.

I definitely do NOT think of him like this.
Heavy, dressed like a banana, and yet looking like he hadn't eaten one in twenty years.

I remember when Madonna turned fifty. That shocked me too, but she's so hell-bent on aging gracefully that that I can sort of pretend that she's not aging (and therefore that I am not aging). Poor Axl...he just looks hell-bent.
Someone get that man a dietician, an organic meal...hell, a diet soda. Apparently too much Paradise City does not equal aging well. Boo hoo sniff sniff.

I've been listening to lots (and LOTS) of GNR this week. Such great rock. So decadent. But you know, I've had the oddest compulsion to start doing yoga. Thank you, Madonna.


*In other news, here's a little riddle. What do you do when it's hard to keep up with having one blog? Start another one, of course. It is about my six month absence, ankle surgery, and new diagnosis of reflex sympathetic dystrophy. Probably boring to most readers, but if you've ever spent six months in a cast only to find yourself not healed, then this blog is for you.

1 comment:

Fifi Flowers said...

He isn't aging well sadly!