Well, I've been reading all my favorite blogs tonight and I've encountered many New Year's resolutions. Most of them are quite serious. Very well-planned. Lots of people are exercising and praying and praying that they will keep up with their exercising.
I actually forgot to make any resolutions which is fairly typical of me. I feel inspired now so the following are a few of my resolutions. They are in no particular order (which is also fairly typical of me).
1. I am currently watching Storytellers: Snoop Dogg. I think in 2010 I am going to listen to more rap and hip hop music. Yeah, yeah.
2. I am also going to sweep more and spill less.
3. I have approximately 1500 pictures stored on my laptop. That can't be good. I think I am going to buy a new laptop. Or call Geek Squad. Or force myself to use that flash drive. Or buy a new laptop.
4. Save up to buy some Christian Louboutins. Pros: I will look chic walking around in them. Cons: I will not look chic if I prop my feet up on people's coffee tables to show off the red sole.
5. See if I can make it through a box of Crest Whitening strips. They make my teeth feel like they are going to fall out and I can't get any work done when I am putting Sensodyne on every thirty minutes.
6. Try to remember stuff that I forget a lot.
7. Buy some better looking clothes to wear around the house. Mr. Lipstick is getting really tired of my sorority shirts from 1992 through 1996. He says they are not sexy. Whatever.
8. Attempt again this summer to wear a Lilly Pulitzer dress. Last year I gave up because I thought I just looked like a tablecloth.
9. Try to do more math in my head. Maybe. I'm hoping it's in my genes. Daddy Lipstick double checks the grocery list by adding it up in his head. He can do long division in his head too. For real.
10. Go to bed earlier like an actual, real adult.
Good night, y'all.
3 comments:
Clever list. I can relate to the use of college clothes well after the degree was awarded. Strangely, my wardrobe from that era has slowly disappeared.
Looking like a tablecloth. Hahahahahah!
I have so much Lilly stuff, and I feel the same way. Unless I'm in Florida I feel stupid wearing it.
Love your list. It's cool. Just like you! (and me...;) )
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