There is an empty Gatorade container in my house. Irrespective of any large, randomized, placebo-controlled, multi-center, peer-reviewed studies published in renowned scientific publications, I make the assertion that I observed a cause and effect relationship between the consumption of the Gatorade and the erratic, ecstatic, hyperactive behavior of JBB.
The decreasing amount of the Gatorade was inversely proportional to the level of energy expended by JBB in the living room, the dining room, and most perilously, in the bathroom. There was singing, dancing, and shadow boxing...and that was just while we were trying to put on pajamas.
All of this chaos caused me to indulge in some well-known, well-documented cause and effect activity of my own. Relaxation and vasodilation now complete courtesy of some nice glasses of wine.
5 comments:
Haha! Too funny!
You are too funny Miss Lipstick, and definitely using polysyllabic words beyond my vocabulary: vasodilation...?
However, we grasped the concept, and totally endorse the cause & effect proposition. (Heh-heh-heh.)
May you enjoy a super Thursday!
tp
Wine, Gatorade, controlled substances all...:)
My hubby and 2 boys have a "problem" with Gatorade consumption-they can't get enough...ever! I know exactly what you mean! Too funny.
I'm so glad I was able to stop by and feel completely stupid that I don't know what some of your BIG VOCAB WORDS mean! I know I'm knocked up and you tend to lose brain cells while preggers (which nobody ever told me before) but "vasodilation"? All I really understood was that you were gettin' your swerve on with some vino and I'm completely jealous of you right now!
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