Monday, September 21, 2009

Climb the Highest Mountain, Odds Are You'll Freeze and Die

Feel inspired?
Not so much...what about these?


Check out Demotivators for lots more fun. This post is dedicated with a sarcastic wink to all who have worked in an office with cubicles, headphones, and a ridiculous number of motivational posters lining the endless bland walls. My personal experience was in pharmacy school and (surprise!) it was a foolishly optimistic dot-com. My co-workers were cool, the money was great (and was I ever eternally grateful), and the work was a level of monotony that chipped away at all of my synapses. Oh yeah, and EVERYONE ate Lean Cuisine. When fifty people eat Lean Cuisine within an hour and a half of each other, a break room starts to smell really weird.

13 comments:

Southern Champagne Wishes said...

I totally know what you mean about Lean Cuisine - there seems to be an epidemic of it in our office. I eat them occasionally, but I'm starting to wonder what on earth is in all of them?!

I think I could totally put one of those posters on my wall and no one would ever realize it was not a true motivational poster!

Suburban Princess said...

I love the demotovaters lol! Too funny!

LPC said...

In our dot.com all the 20-somethings ate cereal with milk all the time. They had boxes on their desks. I was quite perplexed...

CRICKET said...

Very funny post! I am feeling good about be a SAHM for the "moment" as I remember all the frozen entree lunches, I haven;t had one in over 4 years.

Princess Freckles said...

Those are funny!

morewineplease said...

I really love these!

Beth Dunn said...

That is hysterical I love stuff like that! xoxo

Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

Cute post!

chris said...

This is really funny. especially because I am sitting at a cubicle eating frozen food....oh dear. *sigh*

GrannySmithGreen said...

Love sarcastic whit and am giggling while I type!

Kassie said...

These are too funny. Love it!

the Preppy Princess said...

Oh, the Lean Cuisine story is downright scary Miss Lipstick! We love the Demotivators site, and keep wanting to order a few little goodies for friends and family members who will appreciate the humor.

Enjoy y our Friday!
tp

fashion herald said...

The lean cuisine smell sounds scary! and the cereal comment cracks me up - I used to eat a lot of cereal in my 20's!