It Is Apparently Difficult....

to take two children to the swimming pool. Oddly, the aforementioned children remained ecstatic about the visit to the pool for hours prior to the event until the moment of departure at which time they commenced crying for no apparent reason. This mayhem nearly caused an abrupt cancellation of all activities. Cancellation plan was discontinued, however, due to concerns of accelerated and prolonged chaos. Crying ceased en route to the artificial, chlorinated body of water, and a good time was had by all. Children exited the pool two hours later without protest after a five minute warning was issued. Supper was provided by McDonald's, Inc. as Lipstick was too tired to cook.