and you are wide awake
but everyone else is sound asleep
and it is too late to take anything to make yourself become sound asleep again?
Well, that is me. Right now.
It happened innocently enough. Mr. Lipstick went to bed first which is never a good thing. He snores, and although it is a truly charming sound akin to birds singing or angels' wings flapping, it does keep me awake. I decided to watch just a few more minutes of TV and...then it was...2:30 AM.
Two thirty AM is a bad time for television. There was nothing on but one of those freaky half celeb/half pro poker games. Those people are so odd, and they all have that annoying habit of clinking their chips NON-STOP. If you happen to be one of those people, then congrats on being delightfully quirky and dealing with all of those other weirdos and all of that clinking.
Since the passing of our dear Billy Mays there wasn't even the respite of an Oxi-Clean advertisement to amuse me. I was forced to switch through other channels and made the disturbing discovery that the Bare Minerals infomercial was on seven (yes, seven!) channels. So, P90x it is. Man, these folks are dedicated. If you ever want to see something funny though, just log onto Craig's List for your city and see how many P90x systems are for sale.
And finally, I can see no better use of my bout of insomnia than to troll the internet looking for fun and funny things for our amusement. Check out this site for a giggle. Here's a sampling of the fun:
Notice Batman on the left.
And finally, my personal fave...
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10 comments:
Well Sweetie, All I can say is you get this Night Owl Syndrome honest. Daddy Lipstick was making popcorn at midnight last night.
Mommy Lipstick
Well, I did wonder if the time was correct on the comment you left at my blog - 4:30am! Guess it was! Laughing because I have been there SOOOO many times. Watched nearly an entire season of Degrassi The New Season one night :(
Scared the crap out of me thinking about my kids becoming teenagers!
I know this feeling well.
Well thank you for making the sacrifice of staying up to find those photos for us:).
My favorite is the pregnant woman in the snow. Priceless. My ex-boyfriend used to watch those poker games for hours (And I wanted to pull my hair out!). Thanks for commenting on my post - the Marchesa dress is my favorite too!
Hilarious pics! Hope you got back to sleep. I really appreciate your kind comments on my blog!!
Oh dear heavens Miss Lipstick, you have caused complete disruption of the day, we just spent way too much time looking at that site!
WE could have chatted overnight, I was up at 1:30 this morning when the power went out. Except I might have needed power for the phone... I'm not sure. Hhhmmm.
Fabulous post, honestly, that site and your writing together are just remarkable!
Smiles,
tp
omg, i love the one with the pregnant lady!
Been there SO many times. I found you through ThirtySomething. I needed a laugh. Maybe I can now find new stuff to read in the middle of the night when I am up! Thanks!
Oh MY!! Those pics had me laughing so hard! Thank you for sharing the funny, hope you got some rest.
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