The Best Thing About the Internet

I just love the internet. It is so fabulous. The Google is always around to answer any trivia question you may have or readily settle any heated debate in which you find yourself engaged. You are never alone on the internet. Nothing you can think of is too weird because there is already a website and a sponsored ad to accompany your search inquiry. If you happen to find something truly unique, well, just rephrase, and those sponsored ads will appear.

This, of course, is the segue to introduce how the internet has been my accomplice, my untiring, electronic enabler for my current obsession. I think Adam Lambert looks like Elvis Presley. A lot.

I have always loved Elvis. Now I love Adam. There are thousands and thousands of pictures on Google Images of them both, and they simply must be viewed, sorted, cataloged, and picasa-collaged.

Now, I know that you are saying to yourself, "Ok, seriously, who has this much time?" Well, that would be me. After the little ones are in bed and Mr. Lipstick is buried in legal books, I have to be quiet. I could fold laundry, scrub the grout in the tub, or empty the litterbox. All of those tasks are available for my choosing. Oh, the options that are available to me! But somehow my laptop looks a little lonely; that thin little technological wonder and the world hidden inside is beckoning me. Adam and Elvis it is. Without further ado...