If Momma Ain't Happy....

Ain't nobody happy. It was SEVEN degrees on my way to work this morning. Since this frigid weather hasn't been accompanied by any nice, Southern, city-stopping snow, I am pretty grouchy about it. By the time I got home from work, I was extremely grumpy. Look what precious Mr. Lipstick showed me to cheer me up.

He's baaaaack! It's Sham-Wow Vince hawking some other necessity.I do love The Vince, but even I have to admit that this picture is a little creepy. The infomercial is to die for though.

Now for an exercise update, 'cause I know y'all just can't wait...today was Day Three of my attempt at getting toned and gorgeous. I felt too sore for Jillian, so I decided to see what Fitness TV on Comcast had to offer. I began with Tank Top Arms. It was too easy. I am sure I only think this because of the previous two days of Jillian.

Next was Flirty Girl Fitness-Booty Beat. Oh my...what a complete waste of time. Not only was it absurdly easy, words cannot express how ridiculous I felt doing it. This *may* be useful if you are about to turn 21, plan on hitting the clubs, and need some, um, "dance moves."

Last was Pilates Abs. It was soooo hard. The only problem...it was soooo boring. I guess I got a decent enough workout, but I should have just gone with Jillian. Sigh. Oh, well-live and learn.

So what is your favorite workout video of all time? Mine is still Cindy Crawford "The Next Challenge."My college roommates and I used to do this workout all the time. It is the perfect workout if you have 65 minutes to spare. Maybe I am biased, but I don't think it looks outdated even though it was released 16 years ago. Yep, 16 years ago. Raise your hand if you feel old. Me too.

ETA: Tonight when I was telling JBB goodnight, he gently patted my stomach. Then he said, "I like to touch your tummy, Mommy. It's soft...like a pizza." I laughed the equivalent of twenty crunches.