I am experiencing generalized-grouchiness NOS (not otherwise specified). I do not like being bitchy because bitchy people get on my nerves. Conseqently, I am currently annoying myself due to my acute condition. The aforementioned condition is exacerbated by non-functioning, brand new dishwashers, Diet Mike's Hard Lemonade (I should have bought the real stuff), and no outfit in the works for tomorrow.
My current state is also idiopathic. I haven't had a bad day, tomorrow is Friday, and I dropped off an entire trunk-full of recycling. No one was rude to me, I had snuggle time with both the kiddies, and I found some more friends on facebook. I had plenty to eat for supper (which I cooked, thank you very much), our internet connection is lightning fast tonight, and I didn't have to iron this morning.
Despite today's goodness, I am an irritated/irritating mess. The pediatric form of this disorder is called bratiness. The term for the adult form was coined by my esteemed colleage RPh Mommy of Can I Get My Subscription Filled?, it is called asshatiness, and I have it. Thank goodness that tomorr-uh is uh-notha day.
8 comments:
Well dont beat your self up over it.. its those damn horomones! You never know when they are going to ruin a moment!
Hope your day is better today!!
Yay, asshatiness lives!
Diet Mike's sounds really gross.
omg something must be going around because I have it today!!! Bitchy for no reason, etc. etc. I hate being this way because I want to be happy!!! I need a drink! (((HUGS))
We've all been there. Love th term. I'm adding that to my vocabulary!
Lipstick, you never fail to make me smile. Aww, we all have those days, don't we? I hope tomorrow will be much better. And I must say, until I became a blogger (I'm daring to actually call myself that these days), I never heard the word asshat. I love it. Asshatiness. Even better!
And don't try the Smirnoff Light - disgusting ....only the real stuff is good. Had a day like yours yesterday. Nothing went wrong. Just in a crabby mood. Could be 'cause it's the 1st of the month rush? Maybe!
Wait- what was wrong with the Mike's? Did you get the Cranberry light? It's fab!
Spread the asshatiness around. Love it. And yeah, Diet Mike's doesn't sound so good.
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