Geezer-azzi

I think we need a new type of celebrity photog. We have paparazzi, stalkerazzi, glitterazzi. I am in favor of having some geezer-azzis. Today my At Work Friend and I were talking about how we don't actually buy as much Us Weekly, People and the like because the subjects are usually younger than us. I'm sorry, but they have gotten all High-School-Musical on us, and I just don't like it.

Even Angelina Jolie is younger than me, and don't even get me started on the train-wreck that is the Spears sisters, and that kid Zac Efron...oh, no. No, no, no.

So, of course, this makes me want to design my own celeb magazine. The rules...no one under thirty, you gotta at least have one child and having a bunch of dogs does not count, you are currently in talks with your agent about when to schedule your next cosmetic procedure, and has-beens are not relegated to an eighth of a page next to those annoying post-cards for subscriptions.

Who would you pick? I am a sucker for any mag with Jennifer Aniston on the cover, I still like ole Faith Hill (even though it's pretty much just Redbook now), and it goes without saying that if Sly were on the cover of anything, well, you know-I'm buying two. I do make an exception to the rule...any cover of any Celebu-mom and Celebu-baby because that reminds me that celebrities are really Just. Like. Us.